Monday, August 24, 2009

Roger Ebert was on holiday... Or is he the dead one?

Alright fuck it, I can't sleep, and I still want to write a bit more.
Jennifer's Body comes out in T minus 26 days.
I'm also really stoked about LEGION (January)

That old lady sure knows how to scoot.

DAYBREAKERS (January)


And this one, which I can't tell, will either be really sweet or really gay. 3D blue elves in g-strings riding dinosaurs... I'm going to have to see it with my own two eyes before I cast my iron judgement.
AVATAR (December)


Still haven't seen Inglorious Basterds. I want to see it but I don't. I guess it will be the true test of my love for Eli Roth. Can our love withstand a Brad Pitt movie? Maybe. Maybe not. Only time will tell.

I saw the newest Harry Potter and was pretty disappointed. I don't read the books (I've read one) so I'm speaking purely from a moviegoer perspective, but the ending felt incredibly incomplete, if there was a climax I didn't reach it. There were strong parts within the movie that I enjoyed, but they were brief and disjointed, and I just wasn't taken anywhere this time. I also went to see District 9. I liked it, but I won't be watching it again any time soon.
I still maintain Drag Me To Hell was the sweetest movie of the summer (yeah, yeah, Star Trek was good too). And I can't wait til it comes out on DVD. It had every single last thing a good horror movie should have. I can't stand horror movies that have absolutely no sense of humor.
DRAG ME TO HELL:

Guarda il trailer Drag me to Hell su Cinetrailer.it



I may also see Zombieland and Carriers. I really want to see The Cove, but part of me knows it will really bum me out and make me angry for days, so I'm not sure if I want to kill the happy high I'm on at the moment by watching it. I'll go when I'm angry at the world and feel like fanning the flames of outrage and disgust, adding to the ever-growing list of people I wholeheartedly believe should be shipped off to Death Island.

And 2 months later i am still laughing my ass off over this video: